The Groom

This is The Groom Fortress with an Orc warrior and two servants. They defend the Fortress when the King is gone.

The King isn't at his Fortress now. He is at his little town eating grapes. Purple juicy grapes. And very red tomatoes. And even a roasted pig. And maybe a few leaves. And maybe, if he can swallow it, a few spiked weapons. Everything he can find.

The two servants can push the boulders off on to people and horses if they need to. The boulders are flaming rocks with letters on them (and really they are just alphabet blocks).

Sometime soon a horde of horseman are going to come to defend the castle against the battallion of foot soldiers. Where is the King?

After three days of the king being gone to town (eating everything he could find), he got pretty sick and came back to his fortress. He found a horde of horseman with Orcs on them. There was a big fight going on. Just then, a giant no named thing that I don't even know the name of like a flying dragon comes.

The servants go to throw the letter block boulders at the dragon, but then one fell off and hit the king right on the head. He had a bad day and was put into bed.

The foot soldiers were so scared they ran away and never came back. And all the Orcs are as happy as can be. And they had a giant feast and ate a dozen, or maybe even two dozen, and probably three dozen, pigs.