Loom

I made this loom weaving on January 29, 2008. A Tuesday. It was a snow day when there was no school.

The loom's name is Toom.
It has the power to shape shift colors. And it can even make different lines of weaving worlds together. It has floppy hair and flippy toes to flap around and make great lines.

The colors are so nice that it can make people come to visit it more times than they can count. Toom can make people want it so much that they might want to steal it they like it so much.

I am going to make a wrist band of Toom.

The Groom

This is The Groom Fortress with an Orc warrior and two servants. They defend the Fortress when the King is gone.

The King isn't at his Fortress now. He is at his little town eating grapes. Purple juicy grapes. And very red tomatoes. And even a roasted pig. And maybe a few leaves. And maybe, if he can swallow it, a few spiked weapons. Everything he can find.

The two servants can push the boulders off on to people and horses if they need to. The boulders are flaming rocks with letters on them (and really they are just alphabet blocks).

Sometime soon a horde of horseman are going to come to defend the castle against the battallion of foot soldiers. Where is the King?

After three days of the king being gone to town (eating everything he could find), he got pretty sick and came back to his fortress. He found a horde of horseman with Orcs on them. There was a big fight going on. Just then, a giant no named thing that I don't even know the name of like a flying dragon comes.

The servants go to throw the letter block boulders at the dragon, but then one fell off and hit the king right on the head. He had a bad day and was put into bed.

The foot soldiers were so scared they ran away and never came back. And all the Orcs are as happy as can be. And they had a giant feast and ate a dozen, or maybe even two dozen, and probably three dozen, pigs.

Indiana Jones

This guy is named Indiana Jones. He is kinda like a cowboy. You can buy movies of him. In the third movie he's lookin' for the Holy Grail. That is a cup that if you drink out of it you will get invincible. He did have a famous zoo train fight once. He gets stuck in a lion cage and he has to whip the lion to get out. Indiana is an archaeologist -- that means he studies ancient objects from history, same as his dad. They were escaping from a Nazi base on a motorcycle with a sidecar. I would recommend these movies. I am very glad that Lego came out with these Indiana Jones sets. I have one set where he is in the sidecar motorcycle getting chased by a Nazi and there is even a checkpoint.

Bombs and Groms

One of The Grom Crew




















One of The Bomb Crew



















This is a pirate ship that has lots of treasure. It belongs to The Grom crew.

There was a pirate tribe named The Bombs who hid their gold in the sand.

The Bombs did not live at sea.

And a pirate crew named The Groms who liked to live at sea.

One day The Groms went to shore to treasure hunt.

The Bombs lost all their buried treasure to The Groms who were
good diggers.

It turned out they had fifty shovels aboard their ship.

The Groms had to leave fast before The Bombs caught them.

They dropped about 50 coins when they were escaping.

The Bombs felt sad that they lost their treasure to the evil Groms (except a bit).

The Bombs are going to try and make a small ship and chase after them.

Battle for Middle Earth I

This is my favorite game.

It has things called battallions.

The reason they are called battallions is that they can form a line.

There are humans, elves, orcs and uruk-hai and ents.

This is a picture of Gondor warriors attacking the black gate where many orcs are trying to kill them all.

I like this game because it has good pictures and because I like all the different teams. My favorite team is the uruk-hai. They have warg riders and explosive mines and ladders.

Playmobil Buffalo

This is a buff buffalo. Also known as a tuh-tong-kuh.

I want six Playmobil buffalo and one native person to herd them.

They are for scaring enemy lines and blowing the holy snot out of people.

They are giant beasts that eat grass.

So really they are probably nice creatures.

Skeleton Ship

This is a Lego skeleton ship that is attacking a human little dock.

I really want to buy it. It's $69.99.

I think it is worth the money.

My favorite part is the mast and the cabin parts of the skeleton ship. And the anchor.

You get three regular flail skeletons and one skeleton captain with a beard. Bone Beard.

The Patterns of Awesomeness

These are patterns of awesomeness.

One is called the mozamtropinuu.

The other one is named garampchii.

I made these myself. I'm so awesome.

A Storm is Coming

This is a prince who has been walking in a storm for three days. He was banished from the kingdom because he stole five of the king's coins.



And the king almost sliced off his head.

But as soon as the sword got close he blocked with his sharp cane.

It is a windy day where five trees have already been cracked.

The prince feels bad and lonely.

Robots and Humans Fought

This is the robot base which has many many robot shooter men that have guns. The leader has a big axe. The leader's name is Brombu and he has a great advisor named Hadhuum. And they are standing on one of their great buildings.

This is a wagon of the dwarves that has great explosives. The knights stole this from the dwarves because the robots had a good wall so they needed an explosive cart to blow the wall up.

This is a human army meant to destroy the robots. The robots have mind controlled the orcs and the humans want to get the orcs back.

Obstacle Land

This is a guy on a bike and there are fifty other people watching.

And there's another dude on a bike who is in the competition too.

There is a giant jump who nobody has jumped in the history of this channel.

I am wondering if these are motorcycles or bikes.

Can lego dudes even pedal?

Northumbria

This is a ruined castle in the real Northumbria. Awesome.

I really really really really want to go there. Northumbria is in the North part of England where the Vikings landed and mainly raided. At least that's what I think. I bet there might be lots of storms there. There are very cool falling down castles to climb on top of.

Northumbria Ship

This is the side and back of one of my lego ships that I built with my mom and I named it The Northumbria. It has many many cannons and even some machine gun shooters. And even I would say, some motors that make it go very fast. It has gotten in a battle and my mean old brother took some of my special guns and I was defeated by The Kracken. I surrendered once they were about to board me. My mean mean brother had more skeleton warriors than me, so I surrendered because I didn't want a single troop of mine to die, because all of my troops are very special!

The Dead General

These are Garbamachee Legronauts that have superpowered lasers that can shoot through walls and giant monsters. And also they are very scary and have a big nose sometimes.

This is a fallen general who has died in battle. He is a Gramagee Buchkin. He had a plate head and killed exactly three hundred and twenty two million people, or should I say Garbamachee Legronauts.

Demolishing

There was a giant tower made out of certain kinds of blocks. Me and my brother Henry built with those blocks all the way to the top of the ceiling at the Milwaukee kid museum. And once we were finished there was a couple blocks left and I made a club out of them and tried to wreck the whole tower with it. I was mad and I wanted to destroy it.

Hexagons

These hexagons are very big and very colorful and very many pieces to make. There is one yellow hexagon in the middle and there are six red trapezoids around it and fifteen parallelagrams that are blue around that and forty one triangles that are green around the blue stuff. I made up this pattern with my new blocks.

Adam and Eve

"Where are the apples?" said Adam and Eve.

"Let's eat some flowers," said Eve.






Adam said, "Yeah. Let's eat some cats too. And then we can climb up a tree."

"That sounds great. But now let's find the darn apples," shouted Eve.

"Now let's jump on a bunny," said Adam.

"But seriously dude, let's find the freakin' apples already," said Eve.